You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I will be naked everywhere
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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