i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
