You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I have tasted many bathrooms
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
