i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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