Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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