So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The air was thick with penises
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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