just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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