1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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