the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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