Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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