I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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