they need to just BURY HIM!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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