I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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