The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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