i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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