You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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