Your mouth is God's brothel.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Randomize
