well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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