Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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