It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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