If that was your dad, he is hot
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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