The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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