a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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