I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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