i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
