quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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