I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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