I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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