i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
