one might say we're banned from that church
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Small penises have feelings too.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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