We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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