i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
COCAINE IS GR8
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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