There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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