You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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