He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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