We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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