Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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