I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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