absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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