Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I can't turn off my feet"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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