why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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