we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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