ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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