i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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