I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Come see our sink grown plant.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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