The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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