I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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