So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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