I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
