I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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