i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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