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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.

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(503): View more from Oregon

i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely

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(251): View more from Alabama

Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree

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(614): View more from Ohio

This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?

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(818): View more from California

I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record

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(956): View more from Texas

Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode

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(316): View more from Kansas

IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH

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(206): View more from Washington

So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.

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