FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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